Question: you load sixteen tons, what do you get?

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 05/09/2017 at 23:03 • Filed to: None

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CB > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:08

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A sore back?

An inability to drive over bridges?

A hefty warning from the police about my lacklustre tie down skills?

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:08

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A ticket for having an unsafe amount of cargo in my vehicle.

For Sweden > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:08

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A Ram 3500 to tow it

Land_Yacht_225 > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:09

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Another day older and deeper in debt?

Honeybunchesofgoats > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 05/09/2017 at 23:11

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Please load either the Jag or the Alfa with that much. Do it for Oppo.

Theropod > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:11

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another day older...

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:12

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16 tons of scoob

Honeybunchesofgoats > Land_Yacht_225 05/09/2017 at 23:12

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We have a winner.

Urambo Tauro > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:12

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Paid, I hope.

MoCamino > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:12

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Eventually you owe your soul to the company store.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Urambo Tauro 05/09/2017 at 23:13

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No, sorry, you owe your soul to the company store in this scenario.

Urambo Tauro > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:14

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Well in that case, maybe I’ll get...

...drunk.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:15

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they would litterally break in half

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > For Sweden 05/09/2017 at 23:15

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that is a really underwhelming photo

wafflesnfalafel > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:16

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a GE F110, (pushing a block 60 through the sound barrier)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Electric_F110

facw > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:17

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That is of course the correct answer, but let me to propose an alternative:

Honeybunchesofgoats > Urambo Tauro 05/09/2017 at 23:29

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That’s the correct answer.

Honeybunchesofgoats > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 05/09/2017 at 23:30

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Worth it though, right?

Honeybunchesofgoats > wafflesnfalafel 05/09/2017 at 23:31

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This is both informative and correct.

Honeybunchesofgoats > facw 05/09/2017 at 23:32

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Does that emoji show up on Kinja, because you get it.

fhrblig > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:46

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My mom had the 45 single. This was the b-side, and one of my favorite songs:

facw > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/09/2017 at 23:48

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It does indeed show up. Even in the notifications:

Honeybunchesofgoats > fhrblig 05/09/2017 at 23:49

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Starred for mom introduction to Teneseee Ernie Ford, which was my experience too.

Honeybunchesofgoats > facw 05/09/2017 at 23:50

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Kinja was actually genuinely good Kinja for once.

facw > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/10/2017 at 00:31

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Well, it’s balanced out by the fact I still have an oppo authorship invite 7 months after I accepted oppo authorship.

Honeybunchesofgoats > facw 05/10/2017 at 00:39

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The secret no one talks about is that you can’t lose it after you get it. I’ve done nothing but shitpost since. To paraphrase Dr. Dre, mods ain’t shit.

Shoop > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/10/2017 at 00:43

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Another day older, and deeper in debt. Thanks 9th grade vocal ensemble

pip bip - choose Corrour > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/10/2017 at 06:42

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overweight issues?